from: Hugh Moore .95.99.246 03-07-25 -- 15:34

Cureton was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to the doctor.

He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

That same day, he went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.

All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. When he got home, he found his wife was already in bed, naked and waiting.

As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. Cureton, only moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, Cureton went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "Well how did it go?"

Cureton answered, "Not all that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife peed in my face, bit my penis, and Bob Cox came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

The Coxsuckers
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