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Update on the war of the backyard

from: Mr Walmartinezzz
netcache-2003.public.lawson.webtv.net
03-07-28
06:31

Well, all is quiet tonight on the ponderosa, the back yard is lit up like a texas prison farm, and a new board is blocking the wandering dogs from even looking into the yard. The neighbor asshole has just about finished putting up close to an 8 ft fence around his backyard, no biggie, since we have the video camera's arriving this week, and they will go nicely on the roof of the house, no problem seeing over his little kiddie fort fence, I am planning a guard tower structure , with 4 high watt halogen lights pointing in 4 directions to cover the perimeter with lots of " we can still see you assholes even at night" kind of control. A camera would be nice up there as well, just to get a bird' eye view of the yard as well. City neighbors suck wind, I long for 20 acres and a fence topped with razorwire, where you have the tresspass and die signs posted, and just lay back and wait for targets to get into shootin range. THere are other tactics we are considering, I could use a skunk, a big bag of feeder rats to dump over the fence, and some radio and tv zamming devices to beam towards their house, high wattage ultrasonic crowd control devices could be handy as well, but we shall see. No incidents to report today, so all is well that ends well I guess. This cureton shit is getting older by the day, hell, the boy never was worth shit anyway, the bastard will wither, OD, and die soon enough, just sit back and count the days.....

Back to perimeter patrol

Pass the ammo

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