their jewels were hung by the fire like motley castanets

their jewels were hung by the fire like motley castanets

from: popeye-x
dialup04205.intersatx.net
03-08-04
02:09

the whole castanet theme cracks me up for some reason

the part where popeye-x is holding webgoat's balls in his hand, lamenting that they could have made a fairly decent pair of castanets, that's the kind of rhetoric that tickles my funny bone

oftentimes, I just can't summon the right combination of simple words to cue in what I wish I was saying

Mugtoe can summon forth accurate verbal templates at will, and they're funny as fuck

its not a rare occurance on this board for a series of messages to degenerate into a little footrace to the next plateau, trying to see who can come up with something funny that puts all opponents in their place... in the SHIT CAN.

for me, just knowing that someone laughed makes it all worthwhile, somehow...

of course, I'm cracking myself up immensely

I find my most lackadasical patterings to be sufficiently uproarious to continue the legacy

I think the key to success lies in a steadfast willingness to at least keep the ball rolling, and always getting the last word helps a lot

editorial omnipotence is the secret weapon of mass destruction in this war, I hate to haul it out and obliterate run-of-the-mill combatants like this British cocksucker, he's not worth the price of the ammunition that could be put to better use

I think the time has come for a major push on the SAPD to dismantle The "Bob Cox Is Superman" Club. Those faggots have been jacking themselves off long enough, eh? I was thinking about Bob Cox and what a chickenshit piece of shit his whole concept is. He's just jealous of anyone who doesn't adhere to the tenets of socially correct ass kissing, where the rich people are ABOVE THE LAWS that the rest of us have to obey.

Fuck Mike Taylor! He needs to be locked up along with his homosexual Coxsucking parasite leech buddies.

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