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The Goat-Tick Honeymoon Kerrville Style

from: Hugh Moore
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03-08-05
23:30

A hillbilly Kerrville man named Goat-Tick and his new bride were on their honeymoon. Goat-Tick jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says "Goat-Tick Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."

Goat-Tick grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling and screaming at the top of his lungs. He heads straight to his fathers house.

When he gets there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."

Goat-Tick says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers..... She's a virgin!!!"

"Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't good enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for ours!"

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