An ounce of intervention and a pound of Cureton

from: Hugh-Moore
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03-08-05
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Steve Cureton was buried up to his neck in the sand by the sea on a small peninsula.

He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.

The first woman says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?"

Steve shakes his head no, and she leans down and gives him a big hug.

"Have you ever been kissed?" asks the second woman.

He shakes his head no, and she kisses him.

Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been screwed?"

"No," says Steve, his eyes lighting up.

"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in!"