On That Note... I Believe I Will Have A Small "Taste"

On That Note... I Believe I Will Have A Small "Taste"

from: popeye-x
dialup04226.intersatx.net
03-08-17
19:27

I ain't much of a connosuir, I'm actually "kind of a sewer", but the thing is, just talking about it makes me want another bite, so..... (takes bite) mmmmm (another) not bad, not bad at all. I could lazy with this...

now as far as sex being better than chocolate ice cream, I'm afraid I'll have to differ with you there, or maybe I need to try some opf the sex you been havin', cuz the candy stripers I been boinkin' can't even come close to comparing to chocolate ice cream or even good Mexican food.

Keep in mind, I've been told I'm a "lousy lay" in no uncertain terms. I guess I'm supposed to feel ashamed, but I don't. It comes to a point where I have to ask: "Who's fucking who here? I thought I was the fuck-er, but it ends up sounding like I am the fuck-ee." So I told her, "I'm sorry you think I'm a lousy lay, but I never really wanted to fuck you in the first place, I was only doing it because you offered me some chocolate ice cream"

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