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The Final Hail Mary Police Report On The Coxsucker Conspiracy

dipsy doodle dungster the dumpster diving digi-dork detective and dingy dong dunger 63.162.8.195 03-08-21 00:46

I think I have finally got enough data to make the quintessential Final Hail Mary Police Report On The Coxsucker Conspiracy. I'd like to thank everybody for letting me practice on this message board, trying to find someway of boiling this giant stupid thing down into basic terms that cops like to hear...

I've learned so MUCH in the past year, its hard to believe what I've managed to soak up while dealing with extreme mental pain, y'all think I've gone crazy, but here I am being proud of myself for getting it all together at once, and not being afraid to even open my mouth, simply because it sounds so crazy, or it makes everyone so uncomfortable to even think about it, no one wants to hear it, its dreadful.

Imagine how I must feel. Contrary to what people might think, I do not ENJOY pain that much. But I have no choice, I HAVE to face up to it, no matter how horrible it is, and no matter how much I no longer even give a fuck.

Why? Because ITS WRONG, very very wrong, and these assholes know it, and they're thinking its just too bad about Otto, or Babycat and Buddy, or Ron Travis. as long as they don't get "caught", they're going to do it anyway.

Ok, fine. Get ready to get "caught" you stupid motherfuckers. Bob Cox has convinced you can steal from me all you want, and you won't have a thing to worry about, its UNTRACEABLE. One thing he didn't tell you is its VERY TRACEABLE, from Cureton to Taylor to Cox, in that order. You will snitch ON YOURSELVES, trying to weasel out of a predicament Cox has got you in. The truth is, YOU GOT YOURSELF IN IT, and you just plain fucked with the wrong motherfucker in the first place.

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