Grandpa's advice

Grandpa's advice

from: Fenix
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03-08-26
17:25

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce.

The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good.

But the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grand- fatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said, "Son ... don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your pecker look smaller."

Makes ya almost cry, don't it?

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