WAMIRACK24 #2 Arrives From Nashville

from: the neighbor
hood is buzzin'
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infomania

my neighbor knocked on my door this morning, he said

"the Fed-Ex
guy is here"

YAYYYY!!!

"What is it?"

Its the WAMIRACK!

"What's that?"

Its an audio engine for a computer, its studio quality, like a sound card, only wicked

the Fed-Ex guy walks up with the box

Thanks! I start tearing it open excitedly.

"Is that a synthesizer?"

No, its like an Oldsmoblie 429 V8 engine, it goes into a racecar I'm building

Fed-Ex guy: "What kind of music do you play?"

Me? I play crazy music... actually I play ANY music that makes money, I help singers, all kinds, its nice to have some way to help people when all you really wanna do is build hot rods and peel out burning rubber.

Fed Ex guy: "Oh like Marylin Manson?"

MUCH crazier than that!

chug4
the old one:

Reaktor 3.05
Reaktor 2.3.3
"the legacy"

chug6
the new one:

Reaktor 4.03
Vokator 1.01
"the latest hot
diggity dog"

The Fed-Ex guy starts cracking up. He says:
"Have fun"

Oh I will
THANK YOU!!!

Chuckwagon happens to walk up at that moment. "What's that?"

The WAMIRACK!

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(continued)

"Cool, lookout,
more Reaktor coming right up."

You got that right. This is going to be the coolest Reaktor setup in Texas, I'd bet you anything. I'm the King Of WAMIRACK Texans, too, but I do have my disciples, like Pete, they have their own WAMIRACKS. I spread the word.

"Who makes it? What is a WAMIRACK anyway?"

Made by ego-sys in Korea. The WA means wave audio, the MI means midi, and the RACK means this chunk of steel with gold plated jacks, instead of a plastic piece of shit. Here's the PCI card, its a circuit board, it goes in the computer, and this fat wire runs from there over to the RACK and hooks to the WAMI

I pick up the rack box, flip it over, "See those jacks? That's 24 bit analog pre-amps, that's digital clocking connectors, and these are 4 in 4 out midi ports, 64 channels of midi"

The whole reason this box is so cool is it has the audio, the midi, and the digital sync, all in one box, and I got it for $200, my other one cost me $565, three years ago. I saved more than it cost me, almost twice as much. (counting on my toes) I think I saved $365.

The gathering of excited trailer court geezers gradually disengages and scatters in various directions. As they walk off, they continue to mumble and nod their heads affirmatively at each other.

Damn, this new computer gear is almost as exciting as a new tricked out fishing tackle box in the neighborhood! Now I know how Keith and Nancy must feel with their new technological marital aids, with the cops and the hostile neighbors in the mix, its really pronged up, nice police-state paranoia aphrodisiac effect, Keith gives great camo, don't he? My compliments. I want a video of me holding Janet's tits on the patio.

Until then, I'll be clutching both my WAMIRACKS, caressing them, cuddling with them, and telling them whimsical anecdotes about the lives my
toys have touched...