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I feel the rising tide, do you? Its "ON", you Coxsuckers.

from: Mr. Calm And Collected, feelin' very snitchy this morning
dialup04194.intersatx.net
03-08-27
13:20

Not only am I back to square one, I do believe I may have nudged back over square zero, and now have a respectable percentage of my buns planted on square negative one, too. If anyone out there reading this is planning on kicking my ass any time soon, they're going to have to come deep into the jungles the Rodeo Congo to even find it. Don't expect my ass to be sunnng itself on a rock, chatting with the iguanas, just waiting for you to come waltzing down the trail with your Johnny Cash steel toes on.

I feel the popeye-x hyderbolic curve rising up within my soul... or do I just need to take a good shit? There's nothing quite like a massive download, right before a decisive gunload...

Before this thing starts, I need it to be a done deal, a foregone conclusion that's already totally in my pocket, sealed with a little piece of duct tape, and bearing this message, scrawled with a Sharpie by an obviously burnt out wino: "You belong to ME... you're MY fan, now". The "whether you like it or not" is left out because that's the intended implication.

my foot + your ass = less money wasted on shoe polish

plus it really does make my shoes feel appreciated, so please tell me, what could be wrong with that?

(rubbing sore toes and thinking about The Good Ol' Days with Buddy and Babycat)

To this very day, I'm having trouble grasping the simple idea that Bob Cox poisoned BUDDY, the first week this studio was built. God, that's so creepy, I can hardly stand it.

Cox was very smart to keep that concealed until just recently, had I known about that back then, Mr. Cox would not be with us today, I am certain I couldn't have restrained my innner urge to protect my home and family, the old fashioned way, "in person" and "by hand"... Lord, if it be Thy Will, PLEASE send that devil over here again, looking to lie, steal, and destroy. Smite him, Father, and the vengence shall be Yours and Yours alone...

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