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from: but you can floor 'em
dialup04231.intersatx.net
03-08-29
05:53
and maybe even tore 'em a new asshole... sideways!!
using Dr. Popeye-X's world reknown website enhancement toolz, a collection of graphics featuring a plethora of vibrant, cheerful "php form registration wizards" designed to streamline your online text-jaculation experience
the latest batch has just been released
Digi-Dorkus-Doo-Dads for Fancypants Webdingers
add them to your forum today! people always love a friendly liittle wizard to babysit them, walk them thru tedious registrations, and above all, keep them smilin' and happy at all times
Dr. Popeye-X has captured the secret of the "teddybear effect", and digitized it into his computer and created a set of online user-frinedly all-purpose blips that aren't really there at all, but they'll warm your heart and keep you clickin', you will tell your friends how you couldn't quit chuckling long enough to realize you were bored out of your skull and wasting time...
a lot of Fancypants Webdingers are too high and mighty to have a good time online these days, but PPX's Digi-Dorkus-Doo-Dads have solved that problem, nipping it in the bud...
"somebody oughta take these thingamabobs, use Photshop to graft on some big cocks and tits, when dump them in a spam mass mailing machine... imagine the revenue that could generate!" - from a #DigiDorkusDooDads, an IRC channel run by advanced users
When Popeye-X read the above log, he sent a couple of his boys over to that person's house and had him deleted for even suggesting such a blatant violation of PPX's intellectual property
a lot of people were appalled by such a vicious shedding of human blood, especially for such a small infraction, just making a comment in a chat channel, it seemed so brutal, so violent, so... UGLY
before they could even notify the police, Popeye-X quickly added some fresh Digi-Dorkus-Doo-Dads to their favorite forum, and the quirky animated antics, bathed good natured knackering, eye winkin', and elbow jab joshin', combined with a few tempting free download hover buttons offered by PPX at just the right moment, that's all it took to make them completely forget the unpleasantness of cold blooded murder in their midst
you need some of those to dress up the sreadeagledranch php laboratory, so it won't look so much like an online speed lab
ANTI POPEYE X FAN CLUB
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