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Me & Dickson

from: uncle kurt
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03-09-06
02:01

I used to chase after Dickson's mom, Holly, a waste of time, but I became good friends with her parents, and I still talk to them all the time, they didn't like Dickson's dad, and they thought I would make a good candidate. Holly's dad is the greatest guy in the world, B. D Harrington, I talked to him tonight, in fact. He treats me like a son almost, when it was clear Holly didn't "want" me, B. D said "Kurt, I'm sorry. I'm really really sorry" I said "Don't you dare apologize to me BD, I didn't love her THAT much!" His wife is Sarita, she is a trip. They call me all the time. Dickson is their grandson, I used to babysit Dickson when he was 6 months to 1 year old. He was the first baby I ever knew. "Kurt" was the 3rd word he learned, before "mama"! I love that little booger, almost like a son.

Now when it come to cats, I DO love Buddy and Babycat like my children, even though they are dead. Them being murdered fucked my head up for over a year, I will never be the same, and I WILL DEFINITELY SLAUGHTER that son of a bitch the second I get a chance, just like that (snaps fingers)

I understand 100% how you feel. When I love a cat, I get inside their heads and they get inside mine. Its the most natural psychic relationship in the world. I'm an expert on cat psychology. I have a lot of theories I've developed about evolution and such matters, from my research into the minds and souls of cats. I love doggies, too. My mom used to say I had a pied piper gene because of the way the cats all follow me. I speak fluent "mmeeeaaa". To me they are equal to humans, even above.

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