Taylor's Dilemma

from: Hugh Moore
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03-09-09
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Taylor and Cureton went outside to take a leak and Taylor confessed, "I wish I had one like my cousin Junior. He needs four fingers to hold his."

Cureton looked over and pointed out, "But you're holding yours with four fingers."

"I know," said Taylor with a sigh, "but I'm pissing on three of them."