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from: Hugh Moore
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03-09-09
17:35
Cureton went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "Steve everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally? Emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself and have a good relationship with God?"
Steve replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof! The light goes on & I go to the bathroom and then poof! The light goes off!"
"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Steve's wife. "Mrs. Cureton," he said, "Steve is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! The light goes off?"
She replied, "Dammit! The son of a bitch has been pissing in the fridge again!!!"
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