Three men Cureton, Taylor & Cox are on a road trip when they pull over to stay at a hotel that they see. They go in and see the lady who apparently runs the joint and they ask her for a vacant room.

She replies, "Sure, but only if you DON'T go into the basement!" The men agree and she gives them a room.

That night, they are so curious that they sneak into the basement... only to find that it's full of jars filed with chopped off dicks!!

The woman that runs the places sees them and locks them in the basement and puts them to sleep with gas.

When they awake handcuffed she says, "Okay, now I'm going to have to add you all to my collection."

She asks Taylor, "What did YOUR father do for a living?" and he says "Well, my dad was in the lawnmowing business." So the woman finds a lawnmover and cuts off his dick.

The woman asks Cox, "What did YOUR father do for a living?" and he replies in tears "My dad was in the tool supply industry." So she finds a saw and saws off his dick.

The woman then turns to Cureton only to see that he is laughing hysterically! "Why the hell are you laughing?!? Don't you know what's going to happen to you!?!"

He smiles and says, "Yeah, my dad was in the lollipop business, you're gonna hafta suck mine off!"

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