Walker, Texas Stalker 

Did you know "stalk" is also a part of the penis? I thought not.

I really like the "lead-in" message with replies on the home page of this board. Whatever motherfucker wrote those replies, he is obviously a genius of the highest literary caliber, and you should reward him by sending him a bunch of money so he can travel to a distant place and fuck his girlfriend's lights out. About $1000 ought to do it. He'd probably need the cash by early February.
Thank you, Walker

walker@lonestarstate.guv

P.S. What is the deal with this
"Submit Query" button? 
I'm not pushing anything that has
homosexual connotations.