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Re: Supreme Commander of Monkee Lovers Unlimted

From: Traci Kishbaugh

"I see you're still up to your lying tricks, Kishbaugh. Where did I say I was the president of Monkee Lovers Unlimited? I'm NOT the president, I'm THE SUPREME COMMANDER DICTATOR FOR LIFE of the Monkee Lovers Unlimited fan club!"

You may not have used the word "president", but you claim to have the fan club, which is a false statement. My fan club members receive the newsletters from ME, not you, and they have been receiving them from me for 12 years. Not only that, I came up with the name along with my friend, who was the President at the time and later, the VP. Proof of the ownership of the fan club and past officers can be obtained from the National Association of Fan Clubs, which has already been informed of your false claims.

"I was a comprehensively complete Monkees know-it-all before you were even born!I also know how to PLAY every single song they ever did, on every instrument,so fuck you! Who do you think you are, coming in MY websiteand announcing that I'm misrepresenting MY Monkee Lovers Unlimited fan club? You're just a sillytourist who's trying to ride my dick to greater glory, and the whole time, you don't have a clue who the well known LA rockstar was that walked by Davy Jones with a cow in the moive, HEAD! You weren't even born until 1968, you lying bitch! I live less than 1/2 mile from Mike Nesmith STREET! This is his home town! I know ALL ABOUT THE MONKEES,and I always have! I don't need a club, I was there when it first came on TV."

Excuse me? I don't remember. Did I tell you how old I am or are you stalking me again/still?

When Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band came out, I went to the record store, I almost bought it, but decided to spend my $2.99 on Headquarters by the Monkees! I know EVERY Monkees song on EVERY Monkees album and single ever made! I had a band that regularly played, "We Gotta Be Free", (the song at the end of the show?), and that was never even on an album!

HA! Some Monkees fan. You don't even have the name of the song right. And I'm not telling you what it is.

"I learned ALL their music by heart, before you were even born! You are a pale imitation to the real thing, i. e. ME, the only person you've ever known who is truly qualified to operate a legitimate Monkee Lovers Unlimited fan club! Dr. Popeye X! And maybe, just maybe, if you answer my question about who led the cow in the movie, I might let you join my Monkee Lovers Unlimited fan club, but only on a LIMITED basis, like, you can be my personal text generating secretary for the newsletter, or something. You gotta earn that title of president, BITCH!"

Since when does age have anything to do with it? I have always had young children in my club who were never around when The Monkees started in the 60's.

"By way of explanation: I'm so embarrassed, but I hope everyone here realizes Ms. Kishbaugh is a former wanna-be lover of mine, a SPURNED wanna-be lover I might add, and she's just in here to try and exact some revenge because I don't want to set a date for our wedding, OK? Now you get the picture? That's why she's making this absurd claim that she... [haha]... knows more about the MONKEES than me!"

Get real! And if you will actually read what I said before shooting your mouth off, you will notice I never said I know more. I'm sure there are others out there who know more than me. However, I DO have doubts that you are one of them.

[haha]... That is so ridiculous! Nobody is gonna fall for such a ludicrous allegation. Wacki Tacki strikes again!

Really? Then why don't you contact the NAFC and find out then?

Traci Kishbaugh President of Monkee Lovers Unlimited since 1987

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