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From: ppx
Remote Name: 216.198.7.130
Date: 1/11/00
Time: 2:42:18 PM
I never heard of a lawn gnome in my life, that's how much I don't even give a fuck. I have seen Teletubbies, so I go pretty deep into the vernacular of today, but I guarantee ya you'll never see ANYTHING nice in my lawn, except maybe the biggest rattlesnake you've ever seen in your life, or how about the biggest raccoon you've ever seen? Not like those "little" ones in the kitchen, I'm talking as big as a chow dog! That's a BIG fuckin' coon! That's the kinda lawn gnomes I'm used to. I have no idea what you're even talking about, and I definitely am not interested in ever knowing. I don't like anything associated with the word "lawn", except Doc's two forms of "Lawn Job". (See Unspeakably Stupid Stories and Doc's Music.) In other words.... FUCK lawn gnomes!
