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From: Gnorm Gnome
Remote Name: 63.25.255.208
Date: 1/13/00
Time: 11:53:10 PM
Ya know for years we just sat on your yard and protected it, sure we let some dandelions get a little out of control in 94, and that whole crab grass thing really isnt our fault. You should buy better weed and seed. When was the last time you even so much as took the hose to us to wash the bird shit off of us? Still there we sit, year after year smiling, dancing, smoking our pipe, spreading joy and increasing the beauty of your yard. Now we hear that we are being accused of consorting with the likes of PPX? Well let me tell you I have seen my fair share of Trolls, fairies, and sprites, and YOU sir are NO Lawn Gnome. We can not tolerate the defiling of the good name of the Lawn Gnome any longer. Our attornies (Wee Cheatam and Howe) will be in contact with you people. We arent going to stand still for this, well maybe we are, but thats not the issue here.
