When Mother Nature Finally Bleeds?

from: Dr. Tampa-X
216.198.7.130-3/14/00-9:01:29

When Mother Nature goes thru her PMS, and finally bleeds, I envision that those regrettable clots will flow... UNCHECKED, without any strings attached, like this message, which is exactly why the webastard in here uses red for these postings.

Ooooo, gross. [Otto, you are gross!]

I know.... [showing fake remorse]

Not everybody is gonna cotton to my menstrual joke cycles, they'll say its gross, and just plain unfunny, period. To them I say, "Its not nice to mess with Mother Nature, so leave this cerebral kotex alone!"

Why am I so gross? I guess its just that time of the month, or is it millennium? This may last a LONG, LONG time...

Think of it as part of the "periodic wave" Dr. Tampa-X uses at his beltless bachelor pad, where cherry poppin' is a daily occurrence, so don't let Mother Nature claim she's a virgin, that's just her version, tell her she needs to get her men straight.

[Get it? men straight = menstruate.....]

ROTFLUBSO = rolling on the floor laughing until blood squirts out