from: Holy Gastric Church
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From: The Holy Gastric Church Onthecan City, Shitally

We are pleased to confer this award upon a very deserving person who has distinguished himself in his profession. For his service in the field of toiletside humor rendered above and beyond the call of nature.

We the bishops of the Holy Gastric Church name Dr. Popeye-X as our official Pope of Poop. He will preside over a growing flock of millions and a Statue of him will be placed in our hall of honors in Onthecan City. In the name of St. Feces.

Sincerely, Fartbishop, Ripass