see that
little
grim reaper head
in the upper right
corner?
why don't you click it ?
216.198.7.130-5/11/00-9:24
That little twittering head leads to the
"story" section of this
site. You will find tons of stories to read there.
If you run out, scroll to the bottom
and click on Doc's
Unspeakably
Stupid Stories
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
read all of those several times
Now, you're getting warmed up, its
time to direct-inject Demi Monde
THRAAM
TEXTUALITY
EXTROSPECTION
THE CHRONICLES OF OHM
mellow down easy with Mugtoe
Spread Eagle
Ranch
Caves 2
Ted & Liz
If that still isn't enough,
I suggest you get off
your click-ass butt,
and crank out a few
"stories" yourself.
But this time,
try to make them
"go somewhere" and
"do something", eh?
Making me laugh
would be a nice touch,
but that would require
you actually posses
a sense of humor.
Look in the dictionary
for the word "plot".
Find out what it means.
Put ONE plot in EACH
of your stories.
It can't miss.
TV does it all the time.
Pretend you're watching
the X-Files or Quincy
as you read back
what you wrote.
Most of all,
you should try to
grasp this fact:
This is a
threaded message board
albeit an experimental one, but it is in NO WAY a "non-stop onstage LIVE
entertainment" show, existing only to amuse YOU whenever its convenient for YOU.
This is a walkie-talkie, a test bench,
an HTML breadboard,
a molestaion prototyping laboratory,
and of course, a TT baiting area. Sometimes I write
things just because I know Tacki is reading it. The TT's are here to stay, I'm holding
them prisoner at my
Information Slave Ranch
There's even a hostess with a flashlight,
some tweezers, and a magnifying glass, to help you find your dick,
just in case some S&M stinkbug wants to use it for a doorstop at the burnt down roach
motel.
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