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from: Rim Splashbaugh
216.198.7.130
5/21/00
9:26:27 PM
Way to go, Lubester!!! That "raped by my dad, the Chief Of Police" angle was dynamite! Man, its just like when CHawn Elliot made that basket in the playoff last year, I screamed so loud, I collapsed both lungs and had to be put in an iron lung for the best 4 out of 7!!!
Go, Spurs, G... G... (cough)... (hewaaak) (cough) (choke) (gasp) ...help me... (gasp) (cough)
(staggering and desperately grasping for oxygen with frantic hands and arms)
(......gasp!....)
(falls head first thru a plate glass window, which shatters on impact, slitting Rim Splashbaugh wide open, from just behind the right ear, all the way down his body to the sole of the left foot, a laceration over 5 ft in length... within 5 heart beats... every pint of Splashbaugh's blood its out of his cardiovascular system, and splashed about the room as if it were thrown out of a huge bucket.... )
