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Popeye-X, The Rapper On The Crapper

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6/23/00
10:48:29 AM

POPEYE-X

Popeye-X

You're talkin' bout the rapper

Who does all his best work

When He's sittin' on the crapper

Because toiletside is the place to be

With the toiletside reader

To keep you company

Lookin' thru his masterwork

Thumbin' thru his book

You see a coprophile

And you take another look

The Turkies & Tackies

All say it's an outrage

Still they keep their asses

glued to his webpage

As day after day

With his usual modesty

He keeps turnin' bullshit

Into a valuable commodity

Beause he's the pope of poop

And toiletside's his turf

He's got his shit together

And he knows what it's worth

He's got Turkie & Tackie

And his webpage groupies

And that bag of condoms

He found behind Lubys

(To be continued)

ANTI POPEYE X FAN CLUB
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