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6/23/00
10:48:29 AM
POPEYE-X
Popeye-X
You're talkin' bout the rapper
Who does all his best work
When He's sittin' on the crapper
Because toiletside is the place to be
With the toiletside reader
To keep you company
Lookin' thru his masterwork
Thumbin' thru his book
You see a coprophile
And you take another look
The Turkies & Tackies
All say it's an outrage
Still they keep their asses
glued to his webpage
As day after day
With his usual modesty
He keeps turnin' bullshit
Into a valuable commodity
Beause he's the pope of poop
And toiletside's his turf
He's got his shit together
And he knows what it's worth
He's got Turkie & Tackie
And his webpage groupies
And that bag of condoms
He found behind Lubys
(To be continued)