Why do I even bother shitting?

From: BiteMeElmo
207.153.27.18
7/15/00 - 3:45:28 PM

Life seems so pointless, I don't know why I carry on. Nothing interests me any more.

Not the way people shake when they get out of their crushed cars after an accident outside my apartment.

Not almost-perfect actresses on TV with noses that need work (note to Jennifer Anniston...see your cosmetic surgeon NOW).

Not the losers on the Internet that spend almost 24 hours a day trying to convince ANYONE that they are interesting (get a fucking life!).

Not the way bugs scurry when I turn on the bedroom light.

Not even little pieces of corn in my shit.

So, I ask you once more...why shit?

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