HOME | CONTENTS | SEARCH | POST

Am I Seeing What I Think I'm Seeing?

from: www.rotten.com
216.198.7.130
8/28/00
10:04:57 PM

When I look at that image, the first thing I think is, "I am SO GLAD I'm not really here, seeing THAT!" The tongue part is amazing. Another startling thing is how FRESH the corpse was at photo time.

Note To Turkie and Tacki: This www.rotten.com webpage, with its deadpan platitudes and autopsical attitudes, is a model demonstration of how corrupt and utterly obsolete your "INFOMANIA" really is. How come you don't visit www.rotten.com 20 times a week? Let's see you access over 300 of those pages in one month!

Can you say "VENDETTA"... ?

Here, try this one: "GESTAPO"

How about a little: "RAW DOG DONKEY LADY DILDO"?

Think I'm just spewing out alliterations so I can irritate Globeclubs in a more cute way? WRONG!

Do you have any idea what a DONKEY LADY DILDO is used for? That's how the DONLEY LADY, (the Wackass Jackass), gets her HEE-HAW on! She strokes herself with the DILDO, the DONKEY LADY DILDO! She likes it so much, she gets carried away, and can't stop, because she's GOT to have it. That's why she's RAW DOGGIN' on the DONKEY LADY DILDO, she does it till it bleeds.

Now, there is only one piece of the puzzle left. In one hand, you hold the DONKEY LADY DILDO, in fact, you won't let go of it, you haven't in over 10 years...

In the other hand, your fingers tightly clutch the massively litigated Michael Bolton classic, "Time, Love , & Plagerism".

Feel the plastic, with its impervious surface, rigid form, and light weight. Run your fingers over the DONKEY LADY DILDO, it has that same sleek strength and manuverability.

Have you made the connection yet?

Your attempt to install the pop image of Michael Bolton as "the decent man in your life" is nothing more than the pathetic brayings of two corn huskin' Donkey Ladies, RAW DOGGIN' the sheer HEE HAW of having their hard drives properly mounted by The PVC Pony.

Throw in a little "new government legislation", just to let the police get a shot at tying in the LAW to what Bolton's lyrics have been trying too say, and you have the makings of a DECENT, PROPER INTERNET, not one displaying the horrors of naked female breasts with no WARNING LABELS whatsoever!!!

"Its a matter of cause..." ~Turkie Nazi

"You were saying...?" ~Tacki Fishkebob

Save The Donkey Lady's Favorite Dildo!

DESTROY WWW.POPEYE-X.COM FOR THE SAKE OF DECENCY AND FAIR PLAY. SAVE THE CHILDREN FROM THE SIGHT OF NAKED BREASTS!! GIVE MICHAEL BOLTON BACK ALL HIS MONEY, ITS FOR A VERY GOOD CAUSE...

MY PUSSY!!!!

ANTI POPEYE X FAN CLUB
 HOME | CONTENTS | SEARCH | POST

TITLES

21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 X 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1