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a CRANK CASE excerpt

from: Tug Mo
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8/30/00
10:10:46 AM

So he called up his old buddy Ivan Beytnov to give him a ride down to the Orffice Max store sos he could buy hisself one of them do it yourself at home tests for the HEB virus. An of course it was negative because he ain't had sex with no one except hisself fer as long as I knowed him. But he'd been all worried ever since he'd accidentally drug his pecker across the toilet after he'd finished jackin off down at the churchs chicken when he'd got all excited over the girl behind the counter when he was gettin hisself some pepper bombers. Then he got all scared like cause he'd read all about that shit in the National Enquirer and all. But the test came back all negative like so he stopped worryin untill his pecker started gettin all red an sore. Turned out he'd gotten some kind of rare fungus from Africa an they nearly had to amputate the darned thing before the doctors finally got it under control. But it was a close thing there fer a while.

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