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8/30/00
2:54:06 PM
MIDGETS WITHOUT HATCHETS (With Wine)
Midgets are good at many things, like playing dwarves in movies like snow white. They are also very good at wrecking movie premiers. Just like the premier of pinochio in 1938. Responsibility for the incident probably lies with Walt Disney because it was his idea to hire the midgets. The premier took place at the radio city music hall and Walt against all advice decided that waht the event really needed was 11 midgets dressed a Pinocchio on the roof waving to the audience. A reasonable idea in principle. But Walt didn't just put 11 midgets dressed as Pinocchio on the roof, he put 11 midgets dressed as Pinocchio on the roof with a days suppy of food and wine. The day started off quite well, the crowds gathered and the midgets waved at them, but as the day wore on the midgets drank more and more wine. By the afternoon the crowd was still doing their part gathering and waving at the midgets, but the midgets started gambling, dancing naked on the roof, screaming obscenities, throwing empty bottles and pissing on the crowd. In the end the police were called in and using ladders they climbed up to the roof, stuffed the midgets into pillow cases and drove them away in vans, no one knows what happened to them.
