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9/23/00
10:29:32 AM
The Disgusting Cook
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger.
The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"
The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "Bur-ger!", whereupon he grabs a huge
hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few
times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill. The old lady
says, "That's the most disgusting thing I think I've ever seen."
The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts