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from: Mugtoe
63.26.103.217
11/3/00
9:55:18 PM
Gotta little news from the CIA
Bout all that 60s poultry that was MIA
Instead a usin bullets
They was substitutin pullets
Mutant chicken warriors from the USA.
Now, little Baby Bush had presidential aspirations
So his daddy sent to Tyson for some special operations
Next they talked to Richard Nixon
So they'd be sure and get the fix in
And they packed him off to Asia for American predations.
They couldn't tell the GI's what was in the bag
Cuz they was scared that Uncle Ho was gettin on the rag
Little Shrub would be a hero
Instead of such a zero
And they'd be stuffin chicken feathers into body bags.
Good thing for the VC that the Shrub was just a Root
He couldn't pour the piss out of an upside-down boot
Some whiskey and some coke
And some southeast Asian smoke
And he left his side involved in a Texas turkey shoot.
AlGore almost bought it also in this awful fight
His bodyguard was dodging chickenwings on the left and right
The little wooden feller
Was too stupid to be yeller
As Little Shrub was strafin friendlies from the dead of night.
The GI's caught in the middle were covered by a hush
And we wouldn't hear a peep out of the Vietnamese Bush
Cuz they filled em fulla drugs
Smuggled by CIA thugs
And they turned their little brains into so much tender mush.
Now we never heard about this in domestic press
Cuz Little Shrub's wealthy daddy bought his way out of the mess
"It was just a little chicken"
"It was all so finger lickin"
He's got plausible denial and his Father Knows Best.
