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breeze from the north, eh?

from: ppx
216.198.62.85
12/11/00
11:17:43 AM

I have tasted that breeze, in Toronto, I'm not sure "balmy" is the term I would have used. To my frail Texan constitution, it felt like a huge hatchet cleaving into my chest, my balls were raisins, whining for California, receeding like ingrown hair follicles, my penis was a shrivelled green bean, with a pale blue pecan on the tip. Needless to say, I got the fuck out out of there. I miss the person I saw there, but she's giving me an even colder shoulder than the breeze, so SHRIVEL IT UP, and get your funky ass back to Texas, where it belongs. When the time comes, we'll take ya back, man, no questions asked, no comments made. Texas will be here.

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