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Re: Tacki saw about 50 dicks being sucked in one day

from: Ed_Zeppelin
3/12/01
6:26:34 PM
172.155.110.44

I tried this diet plan, and it sucks. Not only did I not lose any weight, but after two days on the plan my foreskin looked like it had been turned inside-out. I couldn't turn on the TV for fear of accidentally seeing a picture of Sandra Bernhardt naked (don't ask), or anything else that would make me think of my dick. (See, I don't WANT to think about Sandra Bernhardt naked, because if I developed a throbbing stiffy I wouldn't be able to live with myself. Then I'd run the risk of never being able to get "The Pride" to ever raise his considerable purple head again, even in anticipation of a few moments alone with my old catcher's mitt and a soiled picture of Brittney Spears.)

I developed a bruise on my pubic bone to match the one on my wife's forehead. She got rug burns on her knees from crawling backwards on her knees in front of me everywhere we went.

It was just suck suck suck. It was like living in a Bay Area frat-house, or growing up around farm animals. (Sheepishly hands go up in reluctant acknowlegement of youthful indiscretion, which I wouldn't normally bring up but for it's bearing on this particular message board and it's contributors.)

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