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from: Ed_Zeppelin
3/14/01
2:05:10 PM
172.183.130.177
Remember Robin Williams' recipe for fake cocaine? You drink 10 cups of coffee, smoke two joints and throw a hundred bucks out the window.
I tried it once back in the 70's when I was playing bass in a disco band, wearing tight black pants and a frilly tuxedo shirt. It made me feel like a lizard was loose in my ribcage. Then a few years later a friend bought an "isomerizer" (remember them?) kit from an ad in the back of High Times. Basically, it was free-base, but they didn't even call it that yet. That was like sucking down a burning mothball, and it set the lizard loose again.
Since then I haven't done it ever again, especially after my hero at the time, Jaco Pastorius, was beat to death by a bouncer for being an incredible coked-out asshole. That was a rude awakening, back in the day when they said it wasn't addictive at all.
I prefer lighter-fluid or pine-scented lamp oil to Smirnoff. Gotta have Stoli, then I'm with you all the way.
My current favorite is a reservado 100% blue agave Tequila, which I thought I had given up for good after I drank most of a bottle of Cuervo Gold chased with a bag of Doritos and salsa. The combined effect of the Cuervo and salsa/battery acid and the Dorito/sandpaper on my esophogus when I expelled them explosively about an hour later made me swear off Tequila forever and talking for a few days. Good english yes?
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