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Re: the alcohol is for the ladies

from: Ed_Zeppelin
3/16/01
11:50:18 PM
172.146.154.46

Hey, no shit. That makes it pretty anonymous. I don't drink much at all. The last time I was really drunk was when I met my father-in-law in Scotland 8 years ago, and he kept plying me with shots of whisky (note spelling) as some kind of fucked-up "future-son-in-law" ritual. There was simply no way out.

I wound up in a chip shop in Edinburgh at 3AM, laughing hysterically at an old Telly Savales movie where he had a fake Scottish accent. I shit you not. Try to imagine it. Okay? IT WAS WORSE THAN THAT.

After gorging on fish and chips, we made it back to the pad where I was nagged into doing the dishes I had put off for three days. Right in the middle of that chore, I hurled fish-and-chips-and-whisky-and-chopped-carrots (though I hadn't eaten any chopped carrots) into the sink.

The only drawback to sobriety is that you don't have many stories like that. I never cared for the buzz is all. Definitely like acid, oh yeah. Used to drop four or five times a week in High School, for months on end.

I got drunk twice in High School, and twice since (the above-mentioned episode being one). I still like a margarita now and then, or a beer with chili. That's about it. My wife still doesn't like "dutch ovens," but I keep trying. Real organic high, that one.

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