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from: popeye-x
4/21/01
9:15:10 AM
63.162.8.233
Too keep horny bitches from having Internet Undergasms, more commonly referred to, "I'm not getting fucked often enough to keep from going insane... " syndrome, the government has issued Registered Vaginal Pacifiers for all squirrely bitches who need more Dick On A Daily Basis. These official insertion surrogates, AKA 'cunt slugs', have proved to have medicinal value for the under-fucked, over-babbled, wack-ass horny bitches combing the world wide web, in search of more dick to keep them occupied, and give them a daily 'thing to live for', thus lessening the presence of wack-ass meaningless bullshit everywhere, clogging up the wires all day long.
These 'virtual decoys' are pathetic and admittedly dull witted, if not just plain ol' UGLY & totally STUPID, but you will notice how manic flurries of pointless jibber-jabbering will naturally subside, whenever these special Government Dildos are issued. This explains the deafening silence that remains in this message space, after Registered Vaginal Pacifiers have been deployed unilaterally.
(note: these 'all day sucker' dummy plugs are also commonly referred to as HUSBANDS or BOYFRIENDS, bottom feeding scavengers who keep the bottom of the Internet's bird cage clean as a 10-penny whistle, bathed in the 2-bit spittle of a highly over-polished skin flute, as if the glissening glow of a 15-watt incandecent bulb hanging by a wire at the $3 motel is true enlightenment... the government leases penile units wholesale from local Sexual Reproduction Strip Malls & Mongoloid Breeding Farms, also known as 'neighborhoods', or 'urban infrastructure'... basically row upon row of model dumpsters, brimming with an endless supply of fresh human garbage.)
ANTI POPEYE X FAN CLUB
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