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from: Squats-with-spurs-on
4/21/01
11:28:37 AM
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Ah, it's a cold, cruel world. Time was you could rant all day about things you love and everybody would just think you were "colorful." Nowadays you have to be careful about what you hate because there's always some douchebag waiting to tell you that they hate you because you hate [whatever].
Witness the vaginal wastes and Mr. Bolton. It's not that we hate that fucking worthless foghorn, it's that we're not ALLOWED to hate him. Now here we go with Texas. Okay, I'm with you there. I LIVED IN TEXAS.
I can identify with stunning clarity exactly what I hate about Texas. The dumbshit football-hero turned tailgating jackass is but a mere starting point. But what I really loathe about the lone-star state, besides Pearl pig-piss, is that I LIVED THERE TWICE! Yeah, I got away for awhile, but apparently just didn't get enough assholism anywhere else. (That's not really true, when it comes to assholes New England is the capital of the Universe, but I'll let it stand for the sake of argument.)
I talked with an old friend a while back about goings-on in Texas, and he started a litany of all my old friends who are in JAIL. In TEXAS. Fuck, most of them were innocent of whatever they were accused of, I know that because I know them. This one guy wouldn't hurt a fly, never did dope or stole shit and yet he got 15 years in prison because he was convenient for the dipshit cops in his town. Most of them had known him all his life, but some weasel DA just had to make that mortgage... No shit, just walking down the street one day and boom, off to prison. And this has happened to a bunch of my old friends. Anybody remember Lenelle Jeter?
That's what I hate about Texas. They've built this evil machine that they have to feed people to. And Michael Bolton. Is he from Texas? It doesn't matter, from here on out I'll pretend he is. Fucker.
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