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cutting the mustard

from: popeye-x
5/2/01
9:28:09 AM
63.162.8.197

nice work, Mr. Ed

hey, did I mention?

I live next door to the ugliest woman in history.

She has spent the last 30 years with a fucking cigarette hanging out of her mouth, like its part of her face. She was having some discomfort the other day, so she went to the emergency room. It seems her AORTA was ballooning, so they cut out a 2 inch chunk, including a rotted valve, [gagging] and apparently she will live... for now.

Here's the good part...

With some of this magic mayonaisse, she could smear it on her tits [huge & sagging], and somehow be able to KEEP SMOKING cigarettes, so anytime she leaves the trailer, she can have a 100mm hanging from her mouth, and still awake every morning, hacking up crust plugs of tar and phlem, and thereby MAINTAIN her perfectly politically correct lifestyle of "no drugs like Kurt is always doing". How about that? After badmouthing me for 30 fucking years, it turns out SHE is the one who does harmful drugs. SHE is one who is addicted to deadly substances [like her husband's alcoholic cum blobs], SHE is the one who has set the horrible example to her smoke blowing kids. Now what do you say, BITCH? Let's see YOU kick the habit, BITCH! What's wrong? Are you HOOKED on drugs, BITCH? Aw, can't stop? Aw, you must now DIE? Aw, tsk, tsk, and all this time, you've been running your fucking mouth about Popeye-X being "bad". At least I've got an aorta, BITCH!

ANTI POPEYE X FAN CLUB
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