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from: Ed_Zeppelin
5/3/01
9:08:33 AM
172.183.64.79
You gotta see "The Road To Wellville" with Anthony Hopkins as the notorious crackpot Dr. Kellogg. He is amazing. You will also get to see a lot of nice tits and ass (Laura whosis from the Practice and Bridget Fonda are but two lovely set of naked gleaming mammalian dugs you will see), and Mathew Broderick hanging his testicles in a porcelain tub of electrified water. (I know you'll want to see that, Kurt.) Plus Dana Carvey playing one of the filthiest, vilest pieces of shit ever to grace the screen.
Any of you poor schlubbs who got your foreskin whacked off when you were a baby can thank Dr. Kellogg. Along with 12 gallons of enemas per day and complete abstinence from sex, he got it into his considerably fucked-up head that circumcision prevents venereal disease and later changed that to; prevents masturbation, later changed that to; prevents cancer. All have been disproven now.
I don't know about you, but I rent space on my foreskin for advertising, and once at a nudist camp everybody gave me their gum when we went swimming because I had a place to keep it where it would stay nice and moist.
ANTI POPEYE X FAN CLUB
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