I have a puppy

I have a puppy

from: Ed_Zeppelin
5/4/01
8:38:50 AM
172.183.113.55

One of my puppies is named Carvin. He yawns and sticks his tongue way out. I hold my arm up to his mouth while his tongue is sticking out and if he's just sleepy enough, he wraps his jaws around my arm and forgets to reel his tongue back in.

Then he closes his eyes and drifts off with his tongue hanging out. When I gently pull my arm away, he looks just like a Republican during the third hour of the Rush Limbaugh radio show, drool and all.

Nostrildamnus, the famous Texas mystic, foretold a day when;

"the idiot will leave the village and rise to power, and the people will suffer, especially them dickwads back in the village who won't have anybody to give hotfoots and wedgies to."

"A whole shitload of Meskins will slaughter some Yankees at a church named after a famous car-rental company, yet the Meskins will not be seen to have protected their territory and their names will be lost to history. Of the invaders, however, they will become martyrs and have schools named after them, and no one will mention the senoritas they gang-banged. A long-haired man will piss on the church and his venues shall grow into something called 'Izfest' or 'Ozzmosis' or something like that."

"People will smoke rope and love it (this one ain't all that clear to me, y'all) and big ol' cops will get mean as hell about it and throw them in the pokie with huge bastards who will make them their wives, who will use their hind parts to measure wristband sizes with. Yet will others smoke rope and powdery snuff will they sniff that makes them jitter all night and become as assholes. This will be the new religion."

"People will wear soft metal clothing and hats that fly. Waitresses will be the highest paid workers. People will get their money from walls that talk to them. Evil ones will put beans in chili and many will suffer for it. People will sacrifice their children for their jobs, and the yunguns will fuck like bunnies. Skinny women will be worshipped and healthy ones scorned. Nah, I don't believe that last one myself. Get me another beer, Earl. This predictin' plum tuckers me out."

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