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Re: Vic....

from: Ed_Zeppelin
5/12/01
9:41:15 AM
172.180.88.252

Last year I fell and broke four ribs. One of them was almost a compound fracture. I spent seven months laying flat (actually, FAT) on my back, la-la-la-ing with the angels of codeine.

Vicodin probably saved my life, because without them I would have bought a bunch of old Kathie Lee Gifford albums off eBay and offed myself by listening to them until my wife shot me. As it was, she just came in twice a day to swab the drool out of my ears and now I'm fine.

The DO suck as a recreational drug, however, especially if part of your recreation involves being able to take a shit once in a while. Thank god for Citrusell (or however you spell it) because believe me, when you have almost every rib on your left side cracked or broken, you don't want to strain too hard.

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