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from: Ed_Zeppelin
5/14/01
4:42:32 PM
172.181.118.183

Sorry, you missed the point. The trial version of the program is free. You download it and use it to fix your computer.

To illustrate the value of popping the twenny dollah for the full version, I'm going to ask you to envision a scenario that has happened to me way to many times (thanks to microsfft);

Your computer goes to the "blue screen of death." Nothing works. Even control/alt/delete just gives your fingers a workout with no effect on the computer whatsoever. You shut it all down and restart. What's this? It wants you to reload windows? (if you're lucky) or: What's this? The screen is just black, stuck in MS-DOS, nothing works, all the drivers have reset themselves you've lost all your fonts where the fuck did all my programs and files go oh shit look virii have eaten my computer's brains oh no all my pictures of nekkid wimmin in skydiver poses gone forever yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Okay. If you had paid the twenny dollah for the full version of Winsafe, you would be able to type "Winsafe" at the DOS prompt, and your whole system would revert back to the way it was when everything worked dandy-o.

First the program cleans up your registry (which causes all those horrible things to happen in the first place) then takes a "snapshot" of your whole system, including drivers etc. and stores them in a "safe." When you need it, you can just call it up and get back to downloading porn.

Is that worth twenny dollah? I sure think so. I've had to perform the whole procedure maybe 25 times since I got the program, mostly because it took me that long to figure out that Norton and McAfee both royally FUCK with your computer's brains. Since I bagged those two programs everything has been just fine.

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