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from: El Bizarro
5/21/01
3:05:43 PM
216.166.21.168

San Antonio ISD High School Math Proficiency Exam

A) Ramiro has AK-47 with a 30-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and fires 14 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by's can he attempt before he has to reload?

B) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine, and he sells an 8-ball to Rudy for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

C) Hector has 12 tattoos covering 68% of his body. How many more tattoos does he need to get to cover 82% of his body?

D) Manuel wants to cut his half pound of heroin and make 20% more profit. If he uses a mixture of talcum powder and flower at the ratio of 3:1, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison.

E) Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $20,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $250 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison?

F) Willie gets $250 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy van and $100 for a Ford Expolorer.If he has stolen 2 BMW and 3 vans, how many more Explorer's will he have to steal to pay his dad's bail of $900.

G) If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet. How many letters can a tagger spray with 8 cans of paint?

H) Tony has been arrested for assault and has decided to turn State's evidence. If the prison term for assault is three years and Tony rats on seven of his friends, how many years in total will his friends spend in jail? (hint: in Texas, you can plea-bargain a 3-year sentence to 3 weeks community service) Bonus question: How much longer will Tony have to live???

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