From: popeye-x
5/22/01-4:19:12-63.162.8.130

the other day I stumbled across a 'Kurt Otto' page on the Internet apparently Mike Lowell has been busy with his San Antonio Band Trivia site. I was very pleased to see myself on a webpage I didn't make in homage to myself. I thanked Mike and he was quite surprised I hadn't seen it, because according to his server logs, out of all the myriad bands and musicians on his site, the most visited pages are either ME, or Beth Hooker.

Naturally Mike assumed I was oogling myself on a regular basis, [perhaps I should stop by and see myself when I make my rounds each morning, noon , and night?] but it wasn't me. He said the visits to the ME page were from out of the blue, i. e. not in a series of URL's consistent with someone breezing thru his site. He thinks its a search engine thing, we are currently checking the IP#'s for Turkie and Tacki, so far they haven't surfaced, but I have a theory. Its Beth Hooker, trying to follow the legacy of Popeye-X's blazing trail of virtual megalomania.

I'm telling you, man, having your own dot com spewing your propaganda 24/7 worldwide is the shit! Way better than breast implants. You talk about cleavage? I'll show you cleavage, just try to wedge your nose in the cracks between my pages, your head will get flattened trying to squeeze between 2000+ pages of potatoes stuffed in a 2 pound cyber-Pamper.

Hi, Beth! How are ya? [waves to my fellow superstar] I'll look at your page if you'll look at mine!