Destiny's Bladder
Was A

from: prostate-x

contest for tickets to see
Destiny's Child in a limo,
and meet them backstage
women put their hands
on a Destiny's Child poster,
drinking a bottle of water
every 20 minutes,
no pissing allowed,
last person with hands
on her poster wins
a lesbian held it in the longest

[I'm not making this up]