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from: Ed_Zeppelin
6/13/01
8:00:55 AM
152.163.213.52
I am fascinated. Just when I thought there was no perverted act left, you come up with this. There's only one problem with it, and that's that I steadfastly refuse to consider anything lodged in my ass as a pleasurable experience.
(Call me old-fashioned...)
I realize it is a mainstay of the modern relationship, especially where I live, but I don't even like to get a prostate exam and my doctor is a little Filipino woman with tiny fingers. Once I drop trou and bend over, just the sound of the rubber gloves being snapped onto her hand makes my rectal starfish clamp up so severely you couldn't drive a needle up my ass with a sledgehammer. (Is that the opposite of being open-minded?) Then I spend the rest of the day wiping myself until I'm raw and thinking about GW's energy policy.
My wife, knowing this, would no doubt love to open the package and say; "hmmm. What's this, hon?" "Oh, just something I ordered over the Internet. It's a trainer for people who use joysticks too much and get carpal tunnel. Say, have you seen the Crisco around?"
ANTI POPEYE X FAN CLUB
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