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excerpt from housecats diary

from: meow?
7/5/01
12:06:50 PM
64.12.103.152

Baby Cat's Diary Day 751: My captor continues to torment me with bizarre dangling objectsand power cords. He eats lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of his furniture or standing on his computer keyboard.

I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate the remains of a half burned plant left on the counter. Tomorrow I may eat another.

ANTI POPEYE X FAN CLUB
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