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God says; "Eat Shit!" (bible verses for today)

from: Ed_Zekiel
7/7/01
7:13:11 AM
205.188.196.46

Raised by semi-literate holy-rollers, Ed spent a lot of time reading the bible. Now, when you tell someone to eat shit and they get offended, tell 'em it's right there in the good book! (http://bible.gospelcom.net/bible? is the quickest way to look these up)

Yup, eat shit!(human shit at that!) - Ezekiel 4:12

Get your live-in girlfriend stoned- Deut. 22:20

Don't shit in church- Deut. 23:12

hands off those 'nads, Mama- Deut. 25:11-12

Collect foreskins! Win big prizes!- 1st Samuel 18:24-27

Fuck her brains out! (but clip her fingernails first!)- Deut. 21:10-14

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