Top Ten Responses To AntiPPX Postings

from: Mini Ha Ha
7/16/01
9:40:20 AM
152.163.206.191

10. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.... NOT!

9. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

8. Thank you, you are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

7. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

6. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

5. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

4. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

2. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

1. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.