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from: Ed_Zeppelin
8/11/01
8:10:44 AM
205.188.200.47
Until later on today, I won't be able to post or reply to anything on the Internet. For breakfast I had huevos rancheros and homemade beef chorizo, and a side of homefries with onions and jalapenos. Last night I made some burritos with smoked pork tenderloin, refried black beans, salsa, guacamole, chili queso, carmelized onions & shallots sauteed in garlic oil with pablano chilis and fresh cilantro, topped with sour cream and chopped black olives. For lunch I had sandwiches made with tuna, miracle whip and sliced hardboiled eggs, and a salad of lettuce, broccoli and tomato with blue cheese dressing and bacon bits. The reason I won't be able to post or reply to anything today is because I can't stand being around me. I'm emitting the most horrifying stench of my life. I've shit like five times already and I'm pretty sure those new sweatpants are history. Even my fucking DOGS are in awe. They run out of the room whimpering as soon as they see me hike my leg, though the majority of emissions have been of the "butler's revenge" variety that lurk near the floor until stirred up by rogue air currents. My spider plant, the only source of oxygen in the computer room, is dead. It smells like an oil refinery in here and I can't see the monitor clearly for my eyes watering. How much does it cost to get upholstery cleaned these days?
ANTI POPEYE X FAN CLUB
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