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Blink 182? I won't be able to copy Blink 182 to MP3? Oh no, what'll I do? Should I put a microphone near my dog's mouth while he's asleep and tug on his testicles really hard? (Close enough.) Oh God, what's next? Eve6? (wire up an old contact soundboard pickup to a Maytag loaded with kittens and hit "regular wash") Orgy? (Have your hair done by a wino, put a Radio Shack PZM microphone in a fat woman's underwear while she does aerobics) Michael Bolton? (have a PC speaker implanted in each ass-cheek so you can hear him while you rim yourself...) Metallica? (learn four chords on a cheap Taiwanese guitar, take an extra prozac or two and sue yourself.) Please help me figure out how I will live through the crisis. |
